THE LOYAL WIFE
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait, just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Moral of the story:
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE FEMALES, Females are ALWAYS MUCH MORE clever than Males.....
Pass this to a clever female you know, or a man with a sense of humour . . . .
I just did. ;-)
Few Best one liners in Tamil Films!!!
1. Kooda vachu irukkaravalukku ellam petromax light kudukkarathu illa...
2. Paper roast thinna..... liver ku romba nalladu
3. Adu eppdi da enna pathu anda kelvi kekalam??
4. Deiii... idukku dan da oorukkulla oru aal in aal alagu raja venum ngradu
5. "Tiruppugal pada pada vaai manakkum m m m" ..... appo enda pallu velakkra... adaye padu, kannu, mooku, kaadu varaikum ellam manakkum. Avan Avan computer la pallu velakkuran... neenga innum tirupugalaye paditu irunga da
6. Sooriyana yaarum sudamudiyadu sir. Sooriya veppam dan nammala sudum
7. Maapla softtu... mavane nan mattum kotha la gudichen na othadu veengirum
8. Hey remove the cap... Remove the cooling glass......... vaa dee parthasarathy
9. Kalutha meikra payalukku yegathalatha paru....lolla paru....lolai thanatha paru... ippdiye pone na kadalukkulla unga appan nandu varuthu thinnuttu iruppan... avanta poi kelu
10. Dai Kitnaa naye 400 ruba tharuven uduviya??...."enathu 400 ruva ya... tempo elam vechu kadathirukom pa" BVJKBKBIBI
...sss oh tempo elam vechu kadathirukkanam... sari da naye mela oru 50 ruba potu tharom... varumbodu avanukku shaving panni kootitu vanga
11. Good Morning oppicer.........
12. Policekar policekar enaku onnum theriyadhu policekar...
13. Nee sonna vaakiyatha thanjavore kalvetula eludhi vachitu neeyum pakkathula utkanthuko.....unnaku pinadi vara santhathikal atha paathu thelivaa naadhukuvanga......
14. Arasial la Ethellam Satharnamappa.......
15. ada komutti thalayaaaa...kozhi kuruda irundhalum kolambu rusiya irukulla...aalaila varra karumbu adikarumba irundha enna nuni karumba irundha enna...namakku vendiyadhu sakkara thanda komutti thalaya......
16. kadala podanumnu mudivu pannuna appuram...sappa figura irundha enna nalla figura irundha enna...yedho yelaikku yetha elluranda..vathalo thothalo eeyamo pithalayo...yedho oru figure kitta varukaradha vittuttu.....chachacha!
17. Katta viththu kallu kudichalum Kavunda Kavundan than.
18. Take the twenty five (to be pronounced as "take the tonty five roobees")
19. Poo neraiya potu veyyunga, naa vandu midi midi nu midichutu vandudaren.
20. Itha paar inga poosu.. ingey poosu.. hey mela poosu.. keela poosu... Gantha kann alagi..
21. Ada Ennada vilambaram.. maanangetta vilambaram. Intha cinema kaaranga thaan vilambaram panranunga na..... 33 vayasukku mela pogavey maatranunga...
22.petromas light-ey thaan venuma? intha theepanddam ellam koluthikka koodatha?
23. Adra Sake..Adra Sake..Adra Sake..
24. Poda Dapa Thalaya..
25. Dei Pannike porentha Naye..
26. Tea Pocha endhirichi po naaye......
27. Onakku nervous weakness jaasthi irukku ..... injection kaila poda mudiyadhu odachu vaila oothikka.
28. Naangalavadhu onga kitta sollittu vandhom. neenga.....
29. I will see this man not get license..
30. Sangoodhara vayasula sangeeeeethaa.....
31. nari oru ooolai vudumaaaa...oooooooohhhhhhh
32. Budhi Solraraaama
33. Eepa inga irundhu neelama oru kucchiya vitu neetuna adhula chaina kududuka maatangala...
34. Inga chandru nu oru maanasthan irundhan avana thedunen...
35. 'Kandhasamy anne',manorama..Sollunga thaongachi...
36. Indha kosu tholla thanga mudiyala da narayana..
37. Ithu ulaga maga nadipuda saami..
38. Naangalathu unga kitta solitu vanthom..
39. Pathavachitayada parattai...